Ducks have orgies because ducks have too much energy and not enough to do, so it seems, what with all those people feeding them and such. At least that's my private theory.
I knew about the necrofiliac ducks, as that particular incident was frontpage news all over the free newspapers a few years back...
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Date: 2007-10-07 05:48 pm (UTC)I knew about the necrofiliac ducks, as that particular incident was frontpage news all over the free newspapers a few years back...