QOTD

[redbird]

A thoughtful friend of mine who would prefer to remain anonymous writes:

Don't get me a pile of pseudo legalese to sign about how it's my responsibility to keep personal data safe—and then give me a hard time because I ask you questions like…

"What the hell does that mean?" and

"If I'm responsible for maintaining physical security for an area and that area does not actually LOCK—what do I have to do?"

Because it means I'm actually looking at the crap you wrote and actually consider such issues.

Comments

[curiousangel.livejournal.com]

"If I'm responsible for maintaining physical security for an area and that area does not actually LOCK—what do I have to do?"

Emplace landmines to discourage access. That, and set up robots that will attack intruders, and finally a self-destruct system that will engage if the robots are defeated.

[ckd]

Don't forget ninjas, bears, and sharks with lasers.

[cattitude.livejournal.com]

Would that be the usual obvious and accessible self-destruct system?