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([personal profile] redbird Jul. 22nd, 2005 08:45 pm)
Real women--and real men, but maybe not real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri--have pores in our skin. We come in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and all of us, in all those shapes, have pores.

By this--not by weight, shape, or age--may you tell the real woman from the airbrushed model.

From: [identity profile] copperwise.livejournal.com

For some reason this post brings to mind...


Once upon a time I went to a cheap strip bar with the ex-evil. He and the truckers were quite disconcerted when I and the large busted naked redhead writhing on the bar carried on a perfectly normal conversation, even more so when we started discussing fake vs. real breasts. She was happily telling me about her boob job and I was complimenting her on the lack of scars, she laid flat and told the guys, "see, they stick up straight, real breasts don't do that"...all while dancing and picking up dollar bills with her butt cheeks.

It was quite the surreal experience.
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