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[redbird]

"I wonder how much chocolate we have in the house" would not be a productive line of inquiry.

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[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Doesn't chocolate come in two quantities, "enough" and "not enough"?

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Isn't the answer always "not enough" though?

[redbird]

Right now, it would not be a productive line of inquiry, because it would lead to the presence of too much chocolate in me. Too much being defined as enough to make me irritable, flaky, or physically uncomfortable.

Fortunately, cattitude is bringing home bagels and lox, which are also very tempting and will not have unfortunate effects on my brain.

[cattitude.livejournal.com]

The problem with that question is that too often you'll get the answer to "I wonder how much chocolate we had in the house?" instead.

[lcohen]

yes, i was thinking that that's the sort of investigation that ends when the answer is "none."

[calanthe-b.livejournal.com]

No, but I suspect it would prove a very enjoyable one--unless the answer was 'Not enough...'

[mneme]

None!

The answer is always none.

[r-ness.livejournal.com]

Mmmm...chocolate.