I like my alternate reality

[redbird]

On my way from a doctor's appointment (routine checkup) to Chinatown (for clementines), I saw an ad/sticker that was basically saying "don't take chances when dating" and pushing a Web site, and my reaction was something like "who needs to date?"

Also, one of the items in a newspaper advice column was about "dating clothes", with the columnist saying that yes, the person writing should get some of these if she wanted to date. Maybe, but I certainly don't need them to have satisfying relationships: this may be related to the fact that I'd rather sit naked in a sweetie's kitchen and talk than get dressed up and go out to a noisy club.

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[wild-patience.livejournal.com]

I used to have a cartoon up in my office at work that said something like, "I don't understand the appeal of modeling. The whole point is to wear clothes and not eat. I'd rather eat and not wear clothes." Amen.