I know they have me sitting in a music area, but please, "No singing!"
For the same reasons as in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: neither the songwriter nor the singer are sufficiently skilled. With the addendum that we are provided with neither a backing orchestra nor a performer who believes in singing actual verses, rather than repeating half-lines.
There is something wrong with a system in which I'm drawing pie charts in Word because the outside vendor who does our art can't be counted on to read instructions that specify a pie chart with three slices, and the labels and percentages for each. (It is, I agree, entirely reasonable to supply them with examples for instructions like "pick up map from page 99 of old workbook".) On further consideration, the person who handed me this project agrees with me, so I don't have to make a more complex pie chart and a line graph.
For the same reasons as in Monty Python and the Holy Grail: neither the songwriter nor the singer are sufficiently skilled. With the addendum that we are provided with neither a backing orchestra nor a performer who believes in singing actual verses, rather than repeating half-lines.