For anyone who is following the dysfunctional circus that is currently passing for my state government:
The column then goes on to discuss the situation a little more seriously.
The day's best quip about the state's lack of a lieutenant governor came from Alfred DelBello, who quit the job in 1984, citing sheer boredom.
"I never knew that was such an important post!" the Democrat joked when reached at his law office in White Plains.
The column then goes on to discuss the situation a little more seriously.