After deciding I wasn't up for doing anything productive, I have baked chocolate chip/orange/cinnamon cakelings, which will be cool enough to eat in a few minutes.
Also answered some random Support questions, made one edit to a Wikipedia article (removed an inaccurate link), played with Julian, and even put a few dishes in the dishwasher. Not too shabby.
Edited to add: 8:18:
cattitude somehow convinced me to cook dinner: pasta and our default tomato-onion-bacon sauce, which will be ready in about another seven minutes. I am sweaty.
Also answered some random Support questions, made one edit to a Wikipedia article (removed an inaccurate link), played with Julian, and even put a few dishes in the dishwasher. Not too shabby.
Edited to add: 8:18: