QOTD

There is one more good reason to observe the separation of church and state: If God keeps hanging out with politicians, it's gonna hurt his reputation. —Molly Ivins

Silliness

misia asked people to post made-up memories of what they've done with her, and I came up with this:

Ah yes, I remember it as if it were yesterday:

We were on the African savannah, looking for giraffes. You looked far more dashing than I, though we were both wearing pith helmets and plenty of sunscreen and bug repellent.

The rhinos seemed very impressed with you, or maybe the ostrich feather tucked behind your ear. I stayed with the Land Rover while they took you to see the apatosaurs playing at the water hole.

You came back with some gorgeous photos of zebras and kudu, and explained that the rhinos, while friendly, didn't speak very good English, and someone had told them that "apatosaur" meant "zebra at the water hole". Then you sang for them, while I played the ukelele.

Silliness

misia asked people to post made-up memories of what they've done with her, and I came up with this:

Ah yes, I remember it as if it were yesterday:

We were on the African savannah, looking for giraffes. You looked far more dashing than I, though we were both wearing pith helmets and plenty of sunscreen and bug repellent.

The rhinos seemed very impressed with you, or maybe the ostrich feather tucked behind your ear. I stayed with the Land Rover while they took you to see the apatosaurs playing at the water hole.

You came back with some gorgeous photos of zebras and kudu, and explained that the rhinos, while friendly, didn't speak very good English, and someone had told them that "apatosaur" meant "zebra at the water hole". Then you sang for them, while I played the ukelele.