Dr. Strangelove meets Analog: http://www.theonion.com/onion3923/by_now_the_uzbekistanis.html
On the other hand, I don't think it's fair for The Onion to run real news: the first item under "News in Brief" is "U.S. Refuses To Allow U.N. Weapons Inspectors Back Into Iraq"
On the other hand, I don't think it's fair for The Onion to run real news: the first item under "News in Brief" is "U.S. Refuses To Allow U.N. Weapons Inspectors Back Into Iraq"