Expanded ellipses?!

[redbird]

I've gotten two spam messages in the last day with the subject line "Doctor-approved pill will make your ... larger".

I don't *need* larger ellipses. The three-dot ellipsis is a fine size.

And if I did want them larger, I wouldn't use pills to get them there. I worry about the doctor who approved this.

Comments

[lunza.livejournal.com]

LOL! I suppose that also applies to "make your ***** larger." Women generally don't want to make their asterisks larger.

[kiya]

Maybe they think you need more and larger fonts?

Did they mean size or length?

[purpletigron.livejournal.com]

72 point StarBats ellipses. Oh, my...

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

So it's not a myth that it's not the size of the ellipsis that's important?

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[webbob.livejournal.com]

I would guess that you don't need larger periods, either.