He's an evil beast

[redbird]

I walked into the bathroom, as one does, and suddenly stepped on an extremely lumpy thing that hadn't been there a couple of hours earlier. I grabbed a towel bar to balance and not fall--this worked, if by "worked" we mean "strained the arm but did not, in fact, fall."

julian_tiger had knocked yesterday's bottle of bubble bath onto the floor. Ouch. He also woke me this morning by a sustained round of "push things off the dresser."

I'm not speaking to him. [This may last as much as an hour.]