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I now have the piece of paper that I wrote this on, so, for your amusement, the "soliloquy" I did for "Kobolds Ate My Baby" on Sunday:
The clever Teapot stole a vest,
Then scooped up and ate a babe.
Teapot, who fried a farmer,
Who bore the ring for a nanosecond
She sang "Ain't nothing but a kobold"
And slew a tentacle with her skillet.
[Here endeth the adventure, except for an uneventful walk home, and hence the soliloquy]
The clever Teapot stole a vest,
Then scooped up and ate a babe.
Teapot, who fried a farmer,
Who bore the ring for a nanosecond
She sang "Ain't nothing but a kobold"
And slew a tentacle with her skillet.
[Here endeth the adventure, except for an uneventful walk home, and hence the soliloquy]