QOTD

[redbird]

Number of people killed last year retrieving change from a vending machine: four. Number of people killed by a wolf attack: zero.—Jon Carroll, tucked in at the end of a column on sabermetrics, and home run statistics. Also, "Here's the weird part: It is perfectly possible that Barry Bonds cheated but that the cheating had nothing to do with the records."

[I should be packing for Wiscon, or putting more musicals on the iPod, or maybe calling porcinea's father in law. Instead, this.]